Here’s the joke all about NSA spying last year. Nobody uses Windows, iPhones, and Google Search.
In America, you spy at NSA.
In Soviet Russia, NSA spys you.
In Windows XP, you click the Start button.
In Soviet Russia, the Start button clicks on you!
Okay, guys. Even Flickr doesn’t know about Ape Lad. He’s pathetic.
In America, you launch rocket. In Soviet Russia, rocket launches you!
In Firefox, you keep tabs in browser. In Soviet Russia, browser keep tabs on you!
In Homestead, Fla., nobody thinks it’s a hurricane.
Thanks for the helping some stuff on the web!