Tag Archives: computers

Have a nice day, Bill Gates (microsoft/tech/computers)

Once upon a time, there was a Redmondian who worked at Microsoft. His name was Bill Gates. One day, the late Steve Jobs (February 24, 1955 – October 5, 2011) works in Cupertino. He decided to destroy every computer in every office and in every home.  Obviously, I dunno what happens in ’95.  This Jacksonville native goes in spaaaace. Windows ’95 gets the “Start” button (8.1: goes to the Start screen) and taskbar (present in every Windows version). The Oklahoma City bombings. DVDs. Toy Story. eBay. Galileo goes to Jupiter.  And Mir greets Atlantis.

Foxes don’t browse the Web, silly. (laughoutloudcats/computers/firefox)

Laugh-Out-Loud Cats #866

A computer-related pun is about a fox who is an arsonist who burned Bill Gates’ desktop in his office (in Microsoft’s Redmond Campus!) to join the users who hated IE6. Yeech.

Pip is just a leopard (laughoutloudcats/computers/apple)

Laugh-Out-Loud Cats #437

With apologize to Steve Jobs. It’s a computer-related pun that is a big cat with spots on it to a sixth iteration of an operating system that is an substitute for Windows users.